I’ve gained so much weight since school started I don’t even have the energy to care anymore, it’s sweater season now so I can just disguise the chub with layers and deal with this later
i’ve never even seen a dairy queen do they even exist or are their commercials just an elaborate joke
about a week ago my dad accidently gave his friend a bottle of whiskey that belongs to me and he has made no motion to replace it so I guess that means I can drink all his nonshitty beer, right?
watson is truly magical, he changes his size every day. Today he has chosen to be as small as an acorn but tomorrow I might wake up and he’s bigger than a fuckin mountain lion
lol even my parents have hip stuff to do today i am King Loser goodnight
my mom does this really annoying thing where if I’m in the kitchen or something and she walks in she’ll be like “oh poor ginny’s sitting here all alone!” yes yes i am i chose to do this adddiiiooosss